Saturday, October 29, 2016

Neil Young's After the Gold Rush

(Chewie picks out a copy of Neil Young's After the Gold Rush, and flips it over)

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: That's right...production so warm you could survive a night on Hoth.

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: Well now you're just being ridiculous. Tauntauns are nowhere near as cozy as Neil strumming his acoustic guitar.

Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Smashing Pumpkins: Siamese Dream

(Chewie picks out a copy of the Smashing Pumpkins’ Siamese Dream, and flips it over)

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: See, that's what I thought. But, it turns out that James Iha doesn't even play guitar on that album.

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: That explains Machina. Write a few good songs, and suddenly you're having delusions of grandeur.

Al Green: Al Green's Greatest Hits

(Chewie picks up a copy of Al Green's Greatest Hits and turns it over).

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: It's not like they were making concept albums back then. Owning a few greatest hits records is perfectly acceptable.

Chewie: RRRR

Han: You know what’s really smooth? The way you just dodged those tie-fighters. I’m impressed, fuzzball.

Monday, October 24, 2016

The Kinks: Kinda Kinks

(Chewie picks out The Kinks' Kinda Kinks, and flips it over)

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: Overrated? You've got it all backwards, fuzzball. Ray Davies deserves a hell of a lot more praise than that.

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: Boring conversation anyway. We've got tie-fighters coming our way. Hurry up Chewie! I'm already tired of waiting for you!

Thursday, October 20, 2016

Spice Girls: Spiceworld

(Chewie picks out a copy of the Spice Girls’ Spiceworld, and flips it over)

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: I’ve been from one side of the galaxy to the other, and I’ve never seen anything like “Girl Power.”

Chewie: RRRRR RRRR

Han: No, you’re right. There should be more women in the Galactic Senate.

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Radiohead: A Moon Shaped Pool

(Chewie picks out a copy of Radiohead's A Moon Shaped Pool, and flips it over)

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: That’s an interesting theory, but I always thought the trilogy ended with Hail to the Thief.

Chewie: BRRR

Han: No, I don’t want to see the art book, I want to see some more power out of those engines. See what you can do back there.

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Santana: Supernatural

(Chewie picks up a copy of Santana’s Supernatural and turns it over).

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: More corporate than the Empire? But he was at Woodstock.

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: Hey, I don’t fault him for needing the money. I still need to pay back Jabba.

Friday, October 14, 2016

Rolling Stones: Let it Bleed

(Chewie picks up the Rolling Stones' Let it Bleed, and flips it over)

Chewie: RRRRRR
 

Han: Oh yeah? If Brian Jones was so great, then why didn't they need him for their best album?

Chewie: RRRRRR
 

Han: You think it's an inspiration to watch somebody throw their life away? Well you're about to inspire me with your piloting. At least put the shields up!

Radiohead: In Rainbows

(Chewie picks up Radiohead's In Rainbows, and flips it over)

Chewie: RRRRRR
 

Han: Return to form? When did they ever leave it?

Chewie: RRRRRR
 

Han: Wow, for a walking carpet, you're really hard on B-side compilations.