Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Pearl Jam: Ten

(Chewie picks out a copy of Pearl Jam's Ten, and flips it over)

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: Yeah, I guess they would have benefit from a more raw production style, but they probably wouldn't have reached such a wide audience.

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: What do you mean it's depressing? He's happy to be alive! We'll be lucky to stay that way with the Empire after that droid. 

R2: Bleep bloop bloop bloop.

Steely Dan: Aja

(Chewie picks out a copy of Steely Dan's Aja, and flips it over)

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: Come on, buddy, Peg is a great song, no matter what you think about fusion.

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: I don't know I've just always had it. It must have been in the cargo hold when I won the Falcon from Lando.

Monday, November 14, 2016

The Beatles: The Beatles

(Chewie picks out a copy of The Beatles' "White Album" and flips it over)

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: Sure it's long, but we would never have "Cry Baby Cry" without "Wild Honey Pie." I still have a hard time calling it my favorite record, though. It's got the worst song of all time.

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: Yes, even worse than "Yub Nub." Actually, I'm into Ewok music.

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Stone Temple Pilots: Tiny Music...Songs from the Vatican Gift Shop

(Chewie picks out a copy of Stone Temple Pilots' Tiny Music... Songs from the Vatican Gift Shop, and flips it over)

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: I'm not sure how. Maybe they were never really grunge to begin with.

Chewie: RRRRR

Han:Yeah, it's sad to see somebody fall back into their old habits. Not to change the subject, but seeing as how we've restored the Republic, what do you say we make a mynox run for the Hutts?

Saturday, October 29, 2016

Neil Young's After the Gold Rush

(Chewie picks out a copy of Neil Young's After the Gold Rush, and flips it over)

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: That's right...production so warm you could survive a night on Hoth.

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: Well now you're just being ridiculous. Tauntauns are nowhere near as cozy as Neil strumming his acoustic guitar.

Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Smashing Pumpkins: Siamese Dream

(Chewie picks out a copy of the Smashing Pumpkins’ Siamese Dream, and flips it over)

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: See, that's what I thought. But, it turns out that James Iha doesn't even play guitar on that album.

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: That explains Machina. Write a few good songs, and suddenly you're having delusions of grandeur.

Al Green: Al Green's Greatest Hits

(Chewie picks up a copy of Al Green's Greatest Hits and turns it over).

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: It's not like they were making concept albums back then. Owning a few greatest hits records is perfectly acceptable.

Chewie: RRRR

Han: You know what’s really smooth? The way you just dodged those tie-fighters. I’m impressed, fuzzball.

Monday, October 24, 2016

The Kinks: Kinda Kinks

(Chewie picks out The Kinks' Kinda Kinks, and flips it over)

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: Overrated? You've got it all backwards, fuzzball. Ray Davies deserves a hell of a lot more praise than that.

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: Boring conversation anyway. We've got tie-fighters coming our way. Hurry up Chewie! I'm already tired of waiting for you!

Thursday, October 20, 2016

Spice Girls: Spiceworld

(Chewie picks out a copy of the Spice Girls’ Spiceworld, and flips it over)

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: I’ve been from one side of the galaxy to the other, and I’ve never seen anything like “Girl Power.”

Chewie: RRRRR RRRR

Han: No, you’re right. There should be more women in the Galactic Senate.

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Radiohead: A Moon Shaped Pool

(Chewie picks out a copy of Radiohead's A Moon Shaped Pool, and flips it over)

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: That’s an interesting theory, but I always thought the trilogy ended with Hail to the Thief.

Chewie: BRRR

Han: No, I don’t want to see the art book, I want to see some more power out of those engines. See what you can do back there.

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Santana: Supernatural

(Chewie picks up a copy of Santana’s Supernatural and turns it over).

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: More corporate than the Empire? But he was at Woodstock.

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: Hey, I don’t fault him for needing the money. I still need to pay back Jabba.

Friday, October 14, 2016

Rolling Stones: Let it Bleed

(Chewie picks up the Rolling Stones' Let it Bleed, and flips it over)

Chewie: RRRRRR
 

Han: Oh yeah? If Brian Jones was so great, then why didn't they need him for their best album?

Chewie: RRRRRR
 

Han: You think it's an inspiration to watch somebody throw their life away? Well you're about to inspire me with your piloting. At least put the shields up!

Radiohead: In Rainbows

(Chewie picks up Radiohead's In Rainbows, and flips it over)

Chewie: RRRRRR
 

Han: Return to form? When did they ever leave it?

Chewie: RRRRRR
 

Han: Wow, for a walking carpet, you're really hard on B-side compilations.

Sunday, September 11, 2016

The Beatles: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

(Chewie picks up a copy of the Beatle's Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band and turns it over)

Chewie: RRRRRRR

Han: I don't know, I guess that depends on how you define best rock album.

Chewie: RRRRRRR

Han: Yes, "64" rocks... from a certain point of view.

Wilco: Schmilco

(Chewie  picks up a copy of Wilco's Schmilco and turns it over)

Chewie: RRRRRRR

Han: Indie Rock? More like Dad Rock.

Chewie: RRRRRRR

Han: What do you mean I'm going to be one? Leia didn't tell me anything...

Friday, August 26, 2016

Fleetwood Mac: Rumours

(Chewie  picks up a copy of Fleetwood Mac's Rumours and turns it over).

Chewie: RRRRRR

Han:  Sounds a lot like when Lando thought he could go out with Leia and keep the Falcon.

Chewie:  RRRRRRR

Han: No, interpersonal conflict doesn't make everyone better. Look at us now... you almost crashed into that asteroid.

Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Kanye West: Graduation

(Chewie  picks up a copy of Kanye West's Graduation and turns it over).

Chewie: RRRRRRR

Han: Oh,  so now your a rap critic? I didn't hear you complaining about the Beastie Boys.

Chewie:  RRRRRR

Han: Fun? If you wanted to have fun why didn't you say so? There are plenty of spanners to sort.

Friday, July 29, 2016

Red Hot Chili Peppers: The Getaway

(Chewie picks up a copy of Red Hot Chili Pepper’s The Getaway and flips it over)

Chewie: RRRRRR

Han: Don’t get all mushy on me, fuzzball, we all miss Frusciante.

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: I know it's not perfect, but it’s still good flying music. Nice and casual.

Thursday, July 28, 2016

Beyonce: Lemonade

(Chewie picks out a copy of Beyonce’s Lemonade and flips it over)


Chewie: RRRRR


Han: I don’t know, I think good marketing can enhance an album.


Chewie: RRRRR

Han: I’m sure they feel something for each other, now where did you put those energy cells?

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

The Cars: (self-titled)

(Chewie picks up The Cars' self-titled debut, and flips it over)

Chewie: RRRRRR
 

Han: Yea, I know "Let the Good Times Roll" starts Side A. That's not the point.

Chewie: RRRRRR
 

Han: Let me put it to you this way: if the Falcon dropped off as fast as Side B, we'd never leave orbit.

Weezer: (The Green Album)

(Chewie picks up Weezer's Green Album, and flips it over)

Chewie: RRRRRR
 

Han: I don't know, maybe he thought Pinkerton was too... revealing.

Chewie: RRRRRR
 

Han: I know it has Island In the Sun, but if we stay near this moon any longer, we'll be frying like we're on the sun! Watch the heat from those bogeys!

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Weezer: (The White Album)

(Chewie picks up Weezer's White Album, and flips it over)

Chewie: RRRRRR
 

Han: I doubt it, not even the Empire can get its hands on a working time machine.

Chewie: RRRRRR
 

Han: I don't know. Maybe he just had to calibrate his system to 90's. Now pass me the actuator.