Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Pearl Jam: Ten

(Chewie picks out a copy of Pearl Jam's Ten, and flips it over)

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: Yeah, I guess they would have benefit from a more raw production style, but they probably wouldn't have reached such a wide audience.

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: What do you mean it's depressing? He's happy to be alive! We'll be lucky to stay that way with the Empire after that droid. 

R2: Bleep bloop bloop bloop.

Steely Dan: Aja

(Chewie picks out a copy of Steely Dan's Aja, and flips it over)

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: Come on, buddy, Peg is a great song, no matter what you think about fusion.

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: I don't know I've just always had it. It must have been in the cargo hold when I won the Falcon from Lando.

Monday, November 14, 2016

The Beatles: The Beatles

(Chewie picks out a copy of The Beatles' "White Album" and flips it over)

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: Sure it's long, but we would never have "Cry Baby Cry" without "Wild Honey Pie." I still have a hard time calling it my favorite record, though. It's got the worst song of all time.

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: Yes, even worse than "Yub Nub." Actually, I'm into Ewok music.

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Stone Temple Pilots: Tiny Music...Songs from the Vatican Gift Shop

(Chewie picks out a copy of Stone Temple Pilots' Tiny Music... Songs from the Vatican Gift Shop, and flips it over)

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: I'm not sure how. Maybe they were never really grunge to begin with.

Chewie: RRRRR

Han:Yeah, it's sad to see somebody fall back into their old habits. Not to change the subject, but seeing as how we've restored the Republic, what do you say we make a mynox run for the Hutts?

Saturday, October 29, 2016

Neil Young's After the Gold Rush

(Chewie picks out a copy of Neil Young's After the Gold Rush, and flips it over)

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: That's right...production so warm you could survive a night on Hoth.

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: Well now you're just being ridiculous. Tauntauns are nowhere near as cozy as Neil strumming his acoustic guitar.

Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Smashing Pumpkins: Siamese Dream

(Chewie picks out a copy of the Smashing Pumpkins’ Siamese Dream, and flips it over)

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: See, that's what I thought. But, it turns out that James Iha doesn't even play guitar on that album.

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: That explains Machina. Write a few good songs, and suddenly you're having delusions of grandeur.

Al Green: Al Green's Greatest Hits

(Chewie picks up a copy of Al Green's Greatest Hits and turns it over).

Chewie: RRRRR

Han: It's not like they were making concept albums back then. Owning a few greatest hits records is perfectly acceptable.

Chewie: RRRR

Han: You know what’s really smooth? The way you just dodged those tie-fighters. I’m impressed, fuzzball.